WHY.ARE.YOU.HERE

astreetcarnamedthetardis:

the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”

ONE: THE FUCKING HAIR

TWO: OH GOD ZELO STOP LOOKING SO BORED WHEN YOU DO THAT YOU ARE SIXTEEN GOD DAMNED YEARS OLD THE JAW AND NECK IN THE SECOND GIF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF

THREE: LOOK AT FUCKING JONGUP IN THE CORNER LIKE “GEDDIT ZELO GRAB THAT THIGH” *SCREAMS HYSTERICALLY INTO THE SUN*

shidragon said: augh you are not helpful. i am reaching the witty banter just now. so we should have something here soon.

DUDE I GOTTA GO TO BED I’M DELIRIOUS WITH LAUGHTER NEVER WATCH BEN PLAY VIDEO GAMES HE BECOMES INSANE WITH AN AUDIENCE IT’S HYSTERICAL

shidragon said: oh there was no twisting in there >3> im not even at the witty banter im still setting up the dream scenario auuuuuuuuugh someone write it for meeeeeeeee

SORRY BRO YOUR DREAM NOT MINE WE STILL HAVEN’T SAT DOWN TO TALK ABOUT THIS EITHER

shidragon said: well damn guess you dont want any witty banter from your favorite otp ever.

WHY WOULD THAT CONSTITUTE ME NOT WANTING ANY WITTY BANTER FROM MY FAVORITE OTP EVER I WAS ONLY SAYING I CAN’T COME UP WITH CLEVER NAMES WORTH SHIT RN DON’T TWIST MY WORDS