Fuck My Feels
So I woke up way too early this morning, and the house was empty. Which was okay, because that meant I HAVE CONTROL OF THE TV BITCHES. Time for some cartoons!! So I turn on the TV and get into the Spongebob, Avatar, and even Adventure Time reruns like the utter dork I am. I was having a great time. But everything changed when THE FIRE NATION ATTACKED I saw Supernatural was on. I was just...
shi-dragon: reichenballs: horriblehowl: ...
myles4j500: immabard: el3ctricity: 18-15n-77-30w: kinkyturtle: alexbelvocal: liketheesun: urbieknowsbest: cawtneey: damn this actually sounds really sick Ok, i know tumblrites are known for saying some SUPERLATIVE shit all the time, but this is the best thing on the internet. this is definitely legit DOPE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…. What?? this is amazing! ...
It guessed Eunhyuk, Kylar Stern, Aang, Dean Winchester, and Raizo from ninja assassin. IT GUESSED LEE JOON. You wanna know one of the questions for that one was? “Is this character ruining your life?” YES. YES DAMN YOU.
shidragon asked: GRACE I LOVE YOU. The fire hazard statement was funny as hell.
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foxycyrus: if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint...
the-adequate-gatsby: stultifyandstupefy: derpes: And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.” And Abraham replied, “What.” God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster. And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.” To which they responded, “Gay.” This renewed my love of religion.
ricksanscrotum: i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat WHEN DOES IT EAT.
aya-aliens-art: I opened up Paint Tool Sai today, determined to make a few more dents in Laurel’s birthday photo. I was pumped. I was certain I could get close to finished. And then…I get to my drawing…. ALL MY LAYERS MERGED INTO ONE. WHAT IS THIS SHIT? WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO?!!!?!
You Know You're Crazy When...
…as soon as you find something in the exact place you expected it to be, you do the Mandark laugh.
So mom gets home early for work, just a BREATH after I finish cleaning the house. But then she tells me she wants to talk to me. But it turns out I did nothing wrong. In other news— JON’S MOVING OUT. WITH BLASE. IN THREE MONTHS. And my mother’s CONDONING this? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS, WOMAN. WHAT ARE THOSE TWO GOING TO DO, ON THEIR OWN, WITH NO ADULT...
shidragon asked: what time are you coming over today? my mom wants to know. remember we have a pool and stufffff depending on how late you can stay.
areyoutryingtodeduceme: July 27th, all quiet on Tumblr for hours until the fire nation attacked Until Benedict Cumberbatch appeared to announce the Olympics on BBC “Until the Fire Nation attacked” has now become a part of my smart-assed vocabulary.
shi-dragon replied to your post: shi-dragon replied to your post: YOU HAVE TO… of course its delicious to you xD i told you my moms gonna buy it. ill tell her stir fry. with steak and peppers. and soy sauce. and beef stock. and… no carrots. Oh no. No carrots. Whatever will I do. (Honestly I don’t care, I just throw them in to make it look colorful XD)
shi-dragon replied to your post: YOU HAVE TO PIIIIIIIIICK. IT CAN BE CHILI OR SPAGHETTI SAUCE FROM SCRATCH OR LASAGNA OR SOMETHING ASIAN THERES A WIDE RANGE OF POSSIBILITIES. THINK OF A COUPLE DIFFERENT THINGS AND I WILL TELL MY MOM TO PICK also i finished the great chocolate chase xD ff,JDSHBFVKJAXBCVMNABRTH find a recipe. or i will pizazz it and it will become unrecognizable. 1 green pepper 3...
shidragon asked: YOU HAVE TO PIIIIIIIIICK. IT CAN BE CHILI OR SPAGHETTI SAUCE FROM SCRATCH OR LASAGNA OR SOMETHING ASIAN THERES A WIDE RANGE OF POSSIBILITIES. THINK OF A COUPLE DIFFERENT THINGS AND I WILL TELL MY MOM TO PICK also i finished the great chocolate chase xD
shi-dragon replied to your post: What might you want for dinner? My mom said as long as I send her the recipe i can cook whatever i want and she will buy the ingredients. THAT IS NOT THE POINT IF YOU WANT SOMETHING. I WILL MAKE IT. WE CAN EXPERIMENT. THAT’S WHAT THIS MEANS. WELL I DON’T KNOW OKAY. I was never good at deciding what to eat. EVER. Ask my mother. >A>
avatargrimes: hanakatsumi: foxnewsofficial: i hope they use comic sans on your gravestone WATCH YOUR MOUTH. WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD.
shidragon asked: What might you want for dinner? My mom said as long as I send her the recipe i can cook whatever i want and she will buy the ingredients.